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	<title>You Can&#039;t Make Mistakes. &#187; Humor</title>
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		<title>May Intuition</title>
		<link>http://johndmart.in/2010/05/02/may-intuition/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 02 May 2010 11:37:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Please check out the new satire in the May edition of Intuition: Disrael: A new solution to an old problem brings hope Daemons: Tech-wars against evil in the intertoobs ramp up Also, if anyone out there would like chance to write satire for Intuition, please contact me for further details. Enjoy.<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style " addthis:url='http://johndmart.in/2010/05/02/may-intuition/' addthis:title='May Intuition '  ><a class="addthis_button_facebook_like" fb:like:layout="button_count"></a><a class="addthis_button_tweet"></a><a class="addthis_button_google_plusone" g:plusone:size="medium"></a><a class="addthis_counter addthis_pill_style"></a></div>]]></description>
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		<title>April Satire from Intuition</title>
		<link>http://johndmart.in/2010/04/02/april-satire-from-intuition/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Apr 2010 13:15:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have two new articles in the April edition of Intuition: Census Cookies &#8211; A breakthrough new method of data-gathering is being pioneered in the United States Cosmic Rays &#8211; They&#8217;re coming from outer space to break your electrical goods Enjoy.<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style " addthis:url='http://johndmart.in/2010/04/02/april-satire-from-intuition/' addthis:title='April Satire from Intuition '  ><a class="addthis_button_facebook_like" fb:like:layout="button_count"></a><a class="addthis_button_tweet"></a><a class="addthis_button_google_plusone" g:plusone:size="medium"></a><a class="addthis_counter addthis_pill_style"></a></div>]]></description>
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		<title>The Impossibility of Satire</title>
		<link>http://johndmart.in/2010/02/01/the-impossibility-of-satire/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Feb 2010 17:31:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This piece originally appeared at Intuition:<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style " addthis:url='http://johndmart.in/2010/02/01/the-impossibility-of-satire/' addthis:title='The Impossibility of Satire '  ><a class="addthis_button_facebook_like" fb:like:layout="button_count"></a><a class="addthis_button_tweet"></a><a class="addthis_button_google_plusone" g:plusone:size="medium"></a><a class="addthis_counter addthis_pill_style"></a></div>]]></description>
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		<title>Flagged</title>
		<link>http://johndmart.in/2008/08/05/flagged/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Aug 2008 15:55:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Blocked]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[for humor. Yesterday I got an e-mail from my mother. This is not an uncommon event, but the e-mail was uncommon. She indicated that when she attempted to click the link my my blog-update email, that the computer told her that the web page was not accessible because it contained humor. Humor? I was blocked [...]<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style " addthis:url='http://johndmart.in/2008/08/05/flagged/' addthis:title='Flagged '  ><a class="addthis_button_facebook_like" fb:like:layout="button_count"></a><a class="addthis_button_tweet"></a><a class="addthis_button_google_plusone" g:plusone:size="medium"></a><a class="addthis_counter addthis_pill_style"></a></div>]]></description>
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		<title>Joan Rivers v. Joan Collins</title>
		<link>http://johndmart.in/2008/03/29/joan-rivers-v-joan-collins/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Mar 2008 14:00:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Who is who? My roommate recently asked me: &#8220;What&#8217;s the difference between Joan Rivers and Joan Collins?&#8221; She then qualified: &#8220;I am not sure I know who either of them is.&#8221; I have to say that I was taken aback. I could not describe the difference to her, but I knew there was one. This [...]<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style " addthis:url='http://johndmart.in/2008/03/29/joan-rivers-v-joan-collins/' addthis:title='Joan Rivers v. Joan Collins '  ><a class="addthis_button_facebook_like" fb:like:layout="button_count"></a><a class="addthis_button_tweet"></a><a class="addthis_button_google_plusone" g:plusone:size="medium"></a><a class="addthis_counter addthis_pill_style"></a></div>]]></description>
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		<title>Great Ideas</title>
		<link>http://johndmart.in/2008/03/09/great-ideas/</link>
		<comments>http://johndmart.in/2008/03/09/great-ideas/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Mar 2008 21:52:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[No short supply This is a great idea.<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style " addthis:url='http://johndmart.in/2008/03/09/great-ideas/' addthis:title='Great Ideas '  ><a class="addthis_button_facebook_like" fb:like:layout="button_count"></a><a class="addthis_button_tweet"></a><a class="addthis_button_google_plusone" g:plusone:size="medium"></a><a class="addthis_counter addthis_pill_style"></a></div>]]></description>
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		<title>Barack Obama</title>
		<link>http://johndmart.in/2008/02/29/barack-obama/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Feb 2008 18:02:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Is there anything he can&#8217;t do? Thanks to Michael Fountain for bringing this gem to my attention. It is superb. What will Obama do? What would you like Barack Obama to do if he is elected President?<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style " addthis:url='http://johndmart.in/2008/02/29/barack-obama/' addthis:title='Barack Obama '  ><a class="addthis_button_facebook_like" fb:like:layout="button_count"></a><a class="addthis_button_tweet"></a><a class="addthis_button_google_plusone" g:plusone:size="medium"></a><a class="addthis_counter addthis_pill_style"></a></div>]]></description>
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		<title>Blogs White People Like</title>
		<link>http://johndmart.in/2008/02/26/my-new-favorite-blog/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Feb 2008 20:37:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[These are a few of my favorite things This is my favorite new blog. I was not surprised to see that I do, as a white person, like many of the things listed: just on the first page! Stuff White People Like This will be a useful tool for anthropologists of the future to know [...]<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style " addthis:url='http://johndmart.in/2008/02/26/my-new-favorite-blog/' addthis:title='Blogs White People Like '  ><a class="addthis_button_facebook_like" fb:like:layout="button_count"></a><a class="addthis_button_tweet"></a><a class="addthis_button_google_plusone" g:plusone:size="medium"></a><a class="addthis_counter addthis_pill_style"></a></div>]]></description>
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		<title>Gaza Physics Story Problem</title>
		<link>http://johndmart.in/2008/01/27/gaza-physics-story-problem/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jan 2008 20:25:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Figure this one out. Question: A bulldozer is traveling toward the wall at the Gaza/Egypt border. If it strikes the wall at 25km per hour from a distance of 30 meters, how many Gazans will cross the border in the next week? Answer: 800,000 Yeah, I just came up with that. I know. I&#8217;m hilarious. [...]<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style " addthis:url='http://johndmart.in/2008/01/27/gaza-physics-story-problem/' addthis:title='Gaza Physics Story Problem '  ><a class="addthis_button_facebook_like" fb:like:layout="button_count"></a><a class="addthis_button_tweet"></a><a class="addthis_button_google_plusone" g:plusone:size="medium"></a><a class="addthis_counter addthis_pill_style"></a></div>]]></description>
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		<title>Primary Applause-o-Meter</title>
		<link>http://johndmart.in/2008/01/04/primary-applause-o-meter/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jan 2008 22:23:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Clap your hands for the President? Earlier, I was explaining to Jeff the differences between the caucus system and the primary election system. His comment: &#8220;They need an applause-o-meter to count the size of the group.&#8221; I think he is right. Modern technology shouldn&#8217;t replace systems like this: it should augment them. So, now that [...]<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style " addthis:url='http://johndmart.in/2008/01/04/primary-applause-o-meter/' addthis:title='Primary Applause-o-Meter '  ><a class="addthis_button_facebook_like" fb:like:layout="button_count"></a><a class="addthis_button_tweet"></a><a class="addthis_button_google_plusone" g:plusone:size="medium"></a><a class="addthis_counter addthis_pill_style"></a></div>]]></description>
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